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Current Residence: Qassim, Saudi Arabia Favourite genre of music: aahh geez, whatever I'm listening to at the time Favourite photographer: Helmut Newton Favourite style of art: surrealism Operating System: Windows 7 Shell of choice: .50 cal Skin of choice: reptilian Favourite cartoon character: Jonny Quest; Gigantor; Opus; Odie; She-Hulk Personal Quote: Heart is the engine of the body; brain is the engine of life
Favorite visual artistearly Chris Morrison; Tex Avery; Alex Toth; Gil Elvgren; OliviaFavorite moviesDie Hard anything; Dirty Harry; 5th element; etc.Favorite bands / musical artistsEnigma; KLF; Rosann CashFavorite writers William BlakeFavorite gamesmind gamesFavorite gaming platformhuh?Tools of the Tradeink-jet printer; laptop; bond paper for forging letters; .38 specialOther Interestsrevenge; finding work; adding to my IRA; slowing down the Bush crime family
Oh woe is me......The IRS has a shitty rule that if you return to the U.S. (before 330 days) you owe taxes on money you earned outside the U.S. There's always a way to get around this nonsense------- I'll go ask a GE accountant how to get out of this..
This is a tremendous incentive to leave the U.S. permanently and tell the IRS to piss off......
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
2 weeks to go before my contract expires and I can leave this crap hole......I tell my students to "turn to page 27" and the first thing they ask is, "What page are we on?" It's a neverending cycle of crap....
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
AAGGHH!! There is no country for me to come back to! Fascists like Harry Reid, Mich McConnell, and the Boner renewd the Patriot Act. They will probably label me "an enemy of the state" for not paying my credit card bills and posting FU messages about them.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
I belong to TESOL. It's a group that prohibits freedom of speech for those who teach English. I can't even express how I feel about the DREAM act. F them if they can't take a joke.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
Now I'm teaching university in Saudi Arabia. The money is not bad and it's tax free. By comparison, a comm. college in the U.S. would pay me just as much, and require twice as much work. The downside (and there are many) is that I can't go wherever I want (no car) and I have to share an apt. with a South African snob. it's like living w/ a stuck-up Brit who has half the qualifications I do.
Can you believe I owe back taxes on $12,000 I earned in 2008?? FT U.S.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
I've been living in SoCal since Feb. 2010. I am unhappily married and drive a car without insurance. Most of my things have been sold or given away. The American economy is slowly circling the drain. I have to make plans to find work outside the U.S. If the Repubs win in 2010, I pray for a violent revolution with heads rolling. But the American people are sheep with no backbone.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
I've been in China for 6 months and the weather is getting warmer. I finally know what it's like to spend a winter outside CA. I'm saving up money, but whatever I save will have to go into savings or IRA. The county court says I owe them $1700 for traffic tickets, but I think I"ll tell them
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
Sta.sh
This is a tremendous incentive to leave the U.S. permanently and tell the IRS to piss off......
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
Can you believe I owe back taxes on $12,000 I earned in 2008?? FT U.S.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
The American economy is slowly circling the drain. I have to make plans to find work outside the U.S. If the Repubs win in 2010, I pray for a violent revolution with heads rolling. But the American people are sheep with no backbone.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%
I made up for it by taking 2 days off.
BTW if you go to China, don't take a 1st fl. apt. It's cold again, and I am facing another cold winter.
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I suffer from Tourette's syndrome you @#%$n piece of @#$%^$& #$%